I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck in a broken down taxi with nothing to listen to but Nickelback.
And then Nicholas Cage gets in the taxi with a portable DVD player and makes him watch all his worst movies.
March 2012
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
- Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Oops, posted this on the wrong blog. Oh well.
noxsolia a ajouté votre photo à ses coups de cœur : gonnatellyou: Game of Thrones |
You watch Game of Thrones?
NO. T_T I’m trying to find it to watch on the webbernets. Is it on Netflix?
I just finished the first season on TV. Couldn’t find streaming anywhere. Netflix has it on DVD, not instant. Downloads are everywhere though. And there’s masterposts on Tumblr.
KAYS. Thank you, Kimmothy. :3
noxsolia a ajouté votre photo à ses coups de cœur : gonnatellyou: Game of Thrones |
You watch Game of Thrones?
NO. T_T I’m trying to find it to watch on the webbernets. Is it on Netflix?
February 2012
I had a really good night. :]
I hate it here. I don’t feel at home in the place I live. Lemme get a good job. I will be out of here in a month.
Wow. I really hate playing board games with you guys. Jesus. I feel like the odd kid out of the popular clique in highschool when you get stuck with them for a project. Wtf.
Play
1:17
I don’t know what I just made. But it has chicken, green pepper, and onions in it. IT IS AMAZING. OH MY GOD.
- The meaning behind my URL
- Weakness
- Best friend(s)
- Last time I cried and why
- Piercings I have
- Favorite Band
- Biggest turn off(s)
- Fact about my sex life
- Tattoos I want
- Biggest turn on(s)
- Age
- Ideas of a perfect date
- Life goal(s)
- Piercings I want
- Relationship status
- Favorite movie
- A fact about my life
- Phobia
- Full name
- Tattoos I have
Play
1:55
Domino's.
GREATEST. DECISION. EVER.
Do you really hate being near me that much.
shelletor replied to your post: Ok, so, I get bitched at for taking up a lot of…
KICK THEM
I LOVE YOU.
Ok, so, I get bitched at for taking up a lot of room on the couch, and there you both are, sprawled out, taking up more then 3/4 of it. Fuck you.
Sooo … Who’s interested in moving out to California and living with me? :D
I’m being totally serious. Apartment hunting is a bitch on a budget. So, who’s in?
I need to play Pokemon White.
Right now.
I just went to make a post about how I actually have money and that I'm going to get food, but when I clicked on the post a text post button, this happened.
That was really scary. o-o
OH MY GOD I AM SO HUNGRY.
AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT CAUSE WE HAVE NO FOOD AND I HAVE NO MONEY.
I AM SERIOUSLY JUST ABOUT TO EAT THE TABLE. I AM THAT HUNGRY.
I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
So, I have this fantasy in my head where all of the Disney princesses know each other, and are best friends, and have slumber parties and drink tea and talk shit on their princes. It makes me happy. -w-
